I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious
i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on
taking off your clothes like
the picture won’t load but I assume this is “surprise bitch”
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
IT’S RIN’S WEIRD CHARACTER THING LIKE MIKU WITH NO BODY AND HER PONYTAIL AS LEGS OR SQUID LUKA
aren’t I a stinker
YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID
WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO
AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES
✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
doES ANYONE ELSE MAKE THE EXPRESSION OF THEIR CHARACTER WHEN THEY’RE DRAWING OR WRITING OR WHISPER THEIR DIALOGUE TO YOURSELF TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WORD TO USE TO DESCRIBE HOW THEY SAID IT BC I SURE DO
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
my boyfriend wants a nose job but idk how his dick is gonna FIT in my NOSE
yo dj hit me up with some fucking canada
There are very few objective descriptions of this particular, and rather specialised, shadow entity.
Known as “The Dark Man, The Shadow Man or The Hat Man”, it’s appearance is said to be something of an omen. Though believed to be a shadow person capable of choking, scaring or instilling fear in those he visits, he is nonetheless a very unique take on the shadow archetype. Presenting itself as a tall, distinctively “male” presence, dressed in a formless black cloak and a wide-brimmed hat, this type of spirit has haunted numerous places the world over.
Some say they have seen him in their home, down a hallway or in the corner of a room. However, unlike shadows that seem to dissipate the moment they’re seen, the Hat Man tends to linger, intimidating those he targets. Some have had very physical experiences, been touched or felt breathing. Others have described him in dreams, a man in a cape and hat filtered through the dreamer’s subconscious and often manifesting thereafter in the waking hours.
This seemingly dark presence is known to cause - or be attracted by - hostile environments and aggressive behaviour. Those who see him are often witness to domestic disturbances and family breakdown, noting a tangibly negative atmosphere, sense of dread or hopelessness. For this reason, many have labelled the spirit a “demon”. An intelligent haunt, capable of both physical and psychological manipulation, the Hat Man may well be able to “oppress” those it comes in contact with, seeming to lend credence to this theory.
So, What is the Hat Man? This has been a question that has had people asking themselves for the last nearly two decades. Ever since the time people have saw the dark shadow man with a long cape and a wide brimmed hat standing in the dark. I have wondered in the back of my mind, as to what he (or it) could be?Is he a ghost?Is he a demon?Is he some kind of inter-dimensional being?Is he an alien?Is he Satan himself?Even so, The Hat Man has carved its own place in modern paranormal lore.